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#1 Waser Lave

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 06:11 AM

http://news.bbc.co.u...cas/7673591.stm

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A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal against the ruling.

He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the "death, destruction and terrorisation" caused by God.

Judge Marlon Polk said in his ruling that a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a case to proceed.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Judge Polk wrote in his ruling.

Mr Chambers cannot refile the suit but may appeal.

Mr Chambers sued God last year. He said God had threatened him and the people of Nebraska and had inflicted "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants".


I guess he's free to carry on with his spree of destruction. dry.gif

#2 hungryhippo

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 06:15 AM

Some people have too much time on their hands

#3 Sida

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 06:15 AM

Rofl what kind of bellend tries to sue God.


I'm totally un-sueable.


"A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served."
Did they seriously have to give such a reason? Retards.

#4 Waser Lave

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 06:39 AM

QUOTE (Josh @ Oct 16 2008, 03:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wonder which God he was trying to sue? tongue.gif


You acknowledge more than one god? tongue.gif

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 06:48 AM

QUOTE (Josh @ Oct 16 2008, 05:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wonder which God he was trying to sue? tongue.gif


i have adress so no me

#6 sonic

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:14 AM

QUOTE (Waser Lave @ Oct 16 2008, 06:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You acknowledge more than one god? tongue.gif


I think he was reffering to which view of God.

I like to think God is the nice one and Allah is the dougebag who started the holocaust and what not.

#7 Tetiel

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:27 AM

QUOTE (sonic/vegas's daddy @ Oct 16 2008, 02:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think he was reffering to which view of God.

I like to think God is the nice one and Allah is the dougebag who started the holocaust and what not.

Only because you're in the christian view of the world. Allah, God, and Yahweh are one. Just the believers decide how caring they perceive him to be based on their own personal need. God to the believer can be a kind, fuzzy father, but he can also be the punisher who gives them everything they deserve (such is the catholic view).

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:36 AM

QUOTE (sonic/vegas's daddy @ Oct 16 2008, 02:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think he was reffering to which view of God.

I like to think God is the nice one and Allah is the dougebag who started the holocaust and what not.


The christain god, the islamic god and the jewish god are all the same. All 3 are abrahamic religions. And muslims, jews and christians have commited tons of atrocities in the name of their god so your god is a douchebag as well. Also to boot alot of nazis used christianity to justify their actions saying they were killing the 'christ-killers' and avenging jesus' death.

#9 Tetiel

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:38 AM

QUOTE (Mr. Hobo @ Oct 16 2008, 02:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The christain god, the islamic god and the jewish god are all the same. All 3 are abrahamic religions. And both muslims and christians have commited tons of atrocities in the name of their god so your god is a douchebag as well. Also to boot alot of nazis used christianity to justify their actions saying they were killing the 'christ-killers' and avenging jesus' death.

Can't forget the Jewish atrocities they brag about in the old testament!!

#10 Waser Lave

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:42 AM

QUOTE (Tetiel @ Oct 16 2008, 08:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can't forget the Jewish atrocities they brag about in the old testament!!


They've kind of being paying for it since then though. tongue.gif

#11 Tetiel

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:43 AM

QUOTE (Waser Lave @ Oct 16 2008, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They've kind of being paying for it since then though. tongue.gif

Everybody seems to hate the Jews. But hey, look at Israel now. I mean ummm... they're a military superpower.

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:44 AM

QUOTE (Tetiel @ Oct 16 2008, 02:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can't forget the Jewish atrocities they brag about in the old testament!!


Is there any proof of that? Or is it another fabrication? Well added them to the list, no doubt some jews did bad things in the name of god.

Israel is strong thanks to America. And that they draft people into the army.

#13 Tetiel

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:46 AM

QUOTE (Mr. Hobo @ Oct 16 2008, 02:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is there any proof of that? Or is it another fabrication? Well added them to the list, no doubt some jews did bad things in the name of god.

Oh sure there is. Just like there's proof that Egyptians owned Jew slaves. History just leaves out the God stuff.

#14 Mr. Hobo

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:46 AM

Yay - learned something new tongue.gif

Also feel I should add that Americans live below the poverty line while Israel gets billions for it's army. Yay for religious conflict

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:52 AM

QUOTE (Mr. Hobo @ Oct 16 2008, 04:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yay - learned something new tongue.gif

Also feel I should add that Americans live below the poverty line while Israel gets billions for it's army. Yay for religious conflict

Probably need a good military when your 6 neighbors would love to invade you simultaneously.



#16 Tetiel

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:56 AM

QUOTE (pyke @ Oct 16 2008, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Probably need a good military when your 6 neighbors would love to invade you simultaneously.

We also supply Egypt so they don't attack each other. So I understand anyways. Can't say I entirely agree with it. I'm of the selfish type which thinks you shouldn't help others until you help yourself too.

#17 sonic

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:59 AM

Yall took my post WAY to seriously. Its a joke.

And currently, in the day I live in so far not a single christian has tried to kill me, or that I know of.

Muslims on the other hand...

Which is why Allah is a doughe and God is HURAY

QUOTE (pyke @ Oct 16 2008, 11:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Probably need a good military when your 6 neighbors would love to invade you simultaneously.


Not just invade, completly obliterate.

Edited by sonic/vegas's daddy, 16 October 2008 - 12:00 PM.


#18 Waser Lave

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 12:00 PM

QUOTE (sonic/vegas's daddy @ Oct 16 2008, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yall took my post WAY to seriously. Its a joke.

And currently, in the day I live in so far not a single christian has tried to kill me, or that I know of.

Muslims on the other hand...

Which is why Allah is a doughe and God is HURAY



Not just destroy, completly obliterate.


How many muslims have tried to kill you while you weren't busy invading their country and shooting at them? rolleyes.gif Not many I imagine.

#19 Tetiel

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 12:01 PM

QUOTE (sonic/vegas's daddy @ Oct 16 2008, 02:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yall took my post WAY to seriously. Its a joke.

And currently, in the day I live in so far not a single christian has tried to kill me, or that I know of.

Muslims on the other hand...

Which is why Allah is a doughe and God is HURAY

Go to Detroit in the bad areas. You'll have a Christian try to kill you. Well at least rob you. Evil evil city.

#20 Mr. Hobo

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 12:15 PM

QUOTE (sonic/vegas's daddy @ Oct 16 2008, 02:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yall took my post WAY to seriously. Its a joke.

And currently, in the day I live in so far not a single christian has tried to kill me, or that I know of.

Muslims on the other hand...

Which is why Allah is a doughe and God is HURAY



Not just invade, completly obliterate.


If you were a non-white muslim plenty of christians would try to kill you or hurt you.

#21 travis

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 02:53 PM

Of course, the Senator only raised this law suit to prove that just about anyone can be sued for just about anything..a precedent for frivolous law suits.

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 03:10 PM

QUOTE (T-Rav @ Oct 16 2008, 05:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Of course, the Senator only raised this law suit to prove that just about anyone can be sued for just about anything..a precedent for frivolous law suits.

Reading that, I *know* I've read this article many moos before ohmy.gif

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Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:02 PM

QUOTE (T-Rav @ Oct 16 2008, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Of course, the Senator only raised this law suit to prove that just about anyone can be sued for just about anything..a precedent for frivolous law suits.


Why is it that it takes T-man?! To prove to the point of this thread?

#24 sonic

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Posted 17 October 2008 - 12:19 AM

QUOTE (Waser Lave @ Oct 16 2008, 01:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How many muslims have tried to kill you while you weren't busy invading their country and shooting at them? rolleyes.gif Not many I imagine.


Actually.
I can say as a practice I never really shot at a muslim unless he was trying to harm me first.
If I just went around shooting all of them and planting flags saying "Josh Land" then it would be different, and the whole country would be joshland and there would be no one left.


#25 sonic

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Posted 17 October 2008 - 12:33 AM

QUOTE (Kitsune @ Oct 17 2008, 01:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Untrue by your own claim.


That is why I was not desisive about the details. I said as a practice.
So FU

Edited by sonic/vegas's daddy, 17 October 2008 - 12:34 AM.



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