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[sonic]

Yup.
No joke.
I have not drank in 2 days.
That may not seem much to you guys but I usually come home and have a few beers. Even tonight I went to the same pub I always do to watch football (GO TIM FUCKING TEBOW) and instead of drinking a PBR or HARP when I'm feeling expensive I seriously just drank sprite. Sprite with no JD.

I'm mighty proud of myself.

It's a long story leading up to why I'm not drinking anymore but it starts with My prego girlfriend and ends with me apologizing for something stupid and me swearing not to drink for awhile....

What the hell.
In a nutshell, she claims I always say dumb shit when I'm drunk(which is SO not true) and while her sister was around I claimed to have said I would never want to get back with my Ex-wife but I would not mind fucking her one last time.....
So because I blurt out things I don't mean when im intoxicated I am no longer allowed to be intoxicated. I figured I would just hide it but I kind of ran with the idea. There is a whole 12 pack in my fridge and I have not touched it. Along with multiple bottles of hard shit above my fridge, still untouched by me.



SO, say goodbye to the majority of my asshole posts and say hello to a more productive and more lame version of Josh.

Edited by sonic, 08 January 2009 - 11:03 PM.

[Vegas]

rofl I think this would be easier for you if you gave away your stock and stopped chilling at bars. its like being the designated driver. not fun to see everyone else having fun.

[Seaner]

Being DD is totally not fun ):

yay for turning over a new leaf!

[Dan]

I've lost count of the leaves you've attempted to turn over

[warley30]

good for you! i dont say stupid shit when im drunk ,or do dumb stuff its everyone else lol hold on to the side of the wagon and you wont fall off

[Cyo]

lame version of Josh.

ur always lame

[sonic]

ur always lame

not wht ur momy sys 2 me wen fuking me lst nigt

I've lost count of the leaves you've attempted to turn over

WTF are you talking about?
I just said im not drinking anymore. How is that relivant to anything I have said?

[Frizzle]

Fuck that. I'm going for a beer.

[sonic]

Fuck that. I'm going for a beer.

ass

[Sida]

Seriously though, good luck.

Edited by Sida, 09 January 2009 - 08:10 AM.

[sonic]

Seriously though, good luck.

You are all terrible people.

[Tetiel]

I should just say that being drunk gets rid of your walls and your guard. Whatever you feel will come out. What you say when you're drunk is really how you will feel which is why so many people end up sleeping with other people they wouldn't normally. They'd say things they wouldn't normally say. It's not because you don't actually think them. It's quite the contrary. You think them, but would never say them out loud under normal circumstances. I don't blame her for being pissed off.

[Grizzly]

I should just say that being drunk gets rid of your walls and your guard. Whatever you feel will come out. What you say when you're drunk is really how you will feel which is why so many people end up sleeping with other people they wouldn't normally. They'd say things they wouldn't normally say. It's not because you don't actually think them. It's quite the contrary. You think them, but would never say them out loud under normal circumstances. I don't blame her for being pissed off.

Not really. Sometimes you become irrationally angry and just blurt out shit you really don't mean. I've seen that on too many occasions. I find that I even randomly lie when I'm drunk for no reason.

But um anyways good luck. I say you last another day or so.

It's hard to be around alcohol and not drink.

[Sida]

I should just say that being drunk gets rid of your walls and your guard. Whatever you feel will come out. What you say when you're drunk is really how you will feel which is why so many people end up sleeping with other people they wouldn't normally. They'd say things they wouldn't normally say. It's not because you don't actually think them. It's quite the contrary. You think them, but would never say them out loud under normal circumstances. I don't blame her for being pissed off.

Like she said. A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

[Reaper]

Like she said. A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

I agree to that....anyway Sonic, its best for you if you stop drinking cause your gonna be a daddy soon and you'll have tons more to worry about then stopping at the store to pick up a 12 pack Good luck. Oh, and if your really gonna stop drinking, I'd stay out of bars for awhile AND take that beer out of the fridge. Thats going to tempt you on a daily basis. Find a new hobby...why don't you start getting babies room together?? lol.

[phalkon]

but your ex is like.... really hot.

why is she pissed?

[sonic]

but your ex is like.... really hot.

why is she pissed?

That was my point.
All my ex had was looks.
But my current girlfriend is still pretty hot, but much better personality.

[The Dirty Filipino]

10 bucks says you get drunk and nail your ex.

And if you don't, you're not the Josh B I've grown to know and love =[

[Lawivido]

Prove it.

[erotic poptart]

Good luck! My boyfriend does/says really stupid things as well when he is drunk and its ruining our relationship.