Sucks to be you, I can grow a full beard simply by concentrating for a moment. Unfortunately, it's red which makes me some kind of half ginger.
According to my semi-beard, I'm approximately:
1/10 Blonde
1/10 Ginger
1/10 Old
7/10 Brunette
That rainbow of colors makes for some weird times, so I just shave the damned thing off.