124 replies to this topic

[Jake2]

that's a pretty fucked up item. who woudl buy that, seriously? who would rather have a funnel when they can just spread their legs & go to town.

[Noitidart]

You can



Just a bit more complicated.

Hollly shet HAHAHAHAH kb I am now going to friend you that's the funniest shet I have ever seen!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAH gawd that's good!!! HAHAHAHAHAH

That isn't for real is it??
HAHAHAH that is sooo good. But you're still pissing all over yourself. But gawd that is fockin great! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Jake2]

it can't be for real. seriosuly. i checked out the link too. the toilet with teeth made me rofl hard. who the hell wants to eat a dump? seriously. seedy link.

[Warriors]

You can



Just a bit more complicated.

hahaha omg. Too funny, reminds me of Always Sunny in Philadelphia...Kitten Mittens! Just think sell these items and make tons of money ahhaha.

[Noitidart]

Haha i saw the toilet with teeth too gosh that is frickin hilarious I can't stop laffin!

who would rather have a funnel when they can just spread their legs & go to town.

HAHAHAH jaake man you're hilarious too
Spread their legs and go to town ROFL!

[Jake2]

and girls always go through each others handbags. how awkward would it be finding that shit? that's like a guy having tampons in his wallet.

[Jake2]

i swear to god [no bullshitting here] i thought somethign was up. the funnel is way too high like up where the cock would be. yeah, shes holding the funnel but she'd be pissing all down in her grundies and down her leg and shit. this funnel makes no sense. for it to actually work the bitch would have to squat over the toilet anyway. ditch the fucking funnel and atleast make a game out of it. see if you can aim it around the ring not in the water. if you can master that you're skilled enough to try do long range pissing by adjusting your flaps.

[Noitidart]

In the pic it is covering the whole cunt, im sure theres no more cunt left behind the pantie/whatever she's pulled down. That would be one loooong cunt if there is cunt behind that. If it were real I'm sure the piss just collects and then leaks out. It won't go out with force thats for sure. Holy shet g! Now you got me theorizing about how this fukin thing would work!

This is how i learned it in 8th grade: piss hole, dick hole(vagina), ass hole, with a clit on top. and the whole things a vulva,cooch,cunt etc. As slang we use vagina also to refer to the whole thing. Gawd 7th,8th grade was all about tits and cooch. It was like new and shet.

and girls always go through each others handbags. how awkward would it be finding that shit? that's like a guy having tampons in his wallet.

HAHAHAHAHAH
Love the comparison!! HAHAHAHA

[Jake2]

Noit..
Don't wanna be a bastard here but you should prob take sex ed again..

[Noitidart]

Whaaa?? haha how did i fuk that up? haha I mean clit comes first but we always just put it at the end and said with a clit on top. So really its clit, piss hole, dick hole, ass hole. Come on man everyone knows that I dont have to take sex ed!! ahaha

[luvsmyncis]

Uh... it's an illustration drawn by someone who obviously fails at composition.
What do you want? Porn SheWee pics?

[Noitidart]

Haha what the hell is porn shewee??

[iargue]

Noit..
Don't wanna be a bastard here but you should prob take sex ed again..

Hes permanently banned from sex ed :|

[ShadowLink64]

That picture is not accurate. I do not piss out of that part of my vagina o__o; Theres actually a separate piss hole thats in between the piss flaps... and that picture is definitely pointing to the pelvic region....

Uh huh. Thanks for the anatomy lesson.

You could have just left it at: "the person just really sucks at drawing".

[Noitidart]

HAHA sl like the smilie that went with that. She calls her cunt lips piss flaps. How many more flaps do you have down there g? haha

[ShadowLink64]

Yes people, good job.

[luvsmyncis]

Yes people, good job.

Looks like Mr. White is having second thoughts.

[ZaCkDiZzLe]

Looks like Mr. White is having second thoughts.

he's playing hard to get, duh

and i finally figured out the first thing i would do if i changed gender, fuck Johnny Depp

[Noitidart]

ROFLMAO those are the ads in this topic??? HAHAHAHHAHAHA
I get it now ROFL!!!

[kittycat]

sleep with my teacher....................what

[Unseen]

sleep with my teacher....................what

I wouldn't do that if I changed gender. I always get old male teachers. >_< all wrinkly

[Georgina]

Wow....cunt....flaps.....hate thoose words >__< its a foofoo!!! (or pussy)

[Jake2]

foo foo?

rofl!

where'd you pick that up from, georgie?

[Salamanda]

I would totally fap, the whole concept is wierd to me.
Guys have it so easy though.
I think I would be gay, I just don't see myself being with girls. I would try it out once with a gorgeous girl....or twice.
I would pray for sideburns too.
and walk around without a shirt because that would be liberating as fuck, haha.



Something tells me I would have be a huge dick.