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[kbbbb]

Guys have it so easy though.

Some ways, yeah. They can pee anywhere. They get paid more for the same job because most women don't negotiate as well. But they do miss out on some stuff. And as was said earlier (or elsewhere) you do get into bars easier and get free drinks

[Jake2]

The most ugliest fattest fat bitch could get free drinks if she walked around naked. It's so unfair.

[kbbbb]

The most ugliest fattest fat bitch could get free drinks if she walked around naked. It's so unfair.

Are you sure this "hottie" in the bikinis could if she was naked



I bet she paid for that diet coke.

[Noitidart]

Haha anyone can get free drinks if the beg. Women beg with a free show.
But guys don't need to beg cuz we got moneh.

AHAHHAHAHAHAH! Fat girls are my fantasy!!! (probably cuz ill never do one :'( ) Well after oldies 36+. Chobitz??? You around?

[Jake2]

I'm pretty sure she could even get some free drinks. Maybe a nice tank top + tight skinny jeans. Man. She'd be picking up drinks non-stop. She could do some sexy shit like licking her lips & it's simple.

[kbbbb]

I'm pretty sure she could even get some free drinks. Maybe a nice tank top + tight skinny jeans. Man. She'd be picking up drinks non-stop. She could do some sexy shit like licking her lips & it's simple.

But would YOU buy her a drink ??

[Jake2]

Of course. I'd give the lady a nice smile, pull up a chair and offer to buy her a drink. I'd bella smooth too.

[Unseen]

Of course. I'd give the lady a nice smile, pull up a chair and offer to buy her a drink. I'd bella smooth too.

"Son, you might be legally retarded"(Sarge).

[Jake2]

Where's that quote from?
I don't get it. xD

[kbbbb]

Where's that quote from?
I don't get it. xD

Here?

It's Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy.

Sean Connery: Boy, you might be legally retarded.

[Jake2]

That's probably why I've never herad it. SNL was before my time.

[Unseen]

That's probably why I've never herad it. SNL was before my time.

I still know a lot of SNL skits and they're before my time as well.

[Salamanda]

That's probably why I've never herad it. SNL was before my time.

UHHH HELLO.
SNL is still on!

[Unseen]

UHHH HELLO.
SNL is still on!

But they've changed.

[Salamanda]

But they've changed.

But it's the same level of hilarity since it started! I honestly thought everyone knew about SNL.
It's the epitome of pop culture.

Seriously. Blues Brothers, Night at the Roxbury, Pat (hahahaha), Office Space, Waynes World, Superstar, and Coneheads.

Edited by Twink, 08 March 2010 - 10:09 PM.

[luvsmyncis]

But it's the same level of hilarity since it started! I honestly thought everyone knew about SNL.
It's the epitome of pop culture.
Seriously. Blues Brothers, Night at the Roxbury, Pat (hahahaha), Office Space, Waynes World, Superstar, and Coneheads.

Gawd, but if it was before our time it's impossible to go back and see it! It's not like any of these SNL things were captured on film so we could see it today. And if they HAD been taped, it's not like there's some place where people upload clips of copyrighted shows for everyone to enjoy.

[kbbbb]

I'm in the process of watching the SNL 1975-1979. I've bought the box sets off eBay. It's hilarious...I wanted to see early Dan Ackroyd

Some of it is quite sexist...and racist...and it's slowwwww compared to today's entertainment...but it's also quite awesome

Looking forward to the Blues Brothers and Coneheads clips

I heard that the 1980 season was bad...not just because Ackroyd and Beluchi had left, but cos lots of the cast were on drugs, or psychotic. And that Ackroyd and Belushi were bullies according to Jane Curtin (which could be why it took 15 years for Curtin and Ackroyd to make Coneheads).

[Noitidart]

HAHAHA OOOOOO MG!!! That sergio thing is sooooooo hilarious!! But gross at the same time ewwwwww all that sgoop het on him!!!
HAHAHHA he came out with pants!!!! And hairy!!!!! ROFL!!!

[MasterJunpei]

Do what any good woman does. Make a sandwhich whilst in the kitchen. Repeat until death.

thats rather sexist.....I like it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQYVRr0EYBA

[kbbbb]

thats rather sexist.....I like it

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQYVRr0EYBA"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=DQYVRr0EYBA[/url]

Yeah I suspect because it WAS the 1970s, you know, attitudes were different. They were also making quite a few "spastic" jokes.

This is the one I was referring to...It's about insurance which replaces husbands, where "replacement husband" sits on the couch and getures for his "wife" to come and sit on his lap, then starts kissing and feeling her up. A bit creepy at best.

There's another good one which is reverse sexism about female construction workers learning to oggle good looking men passing by the site. I'll rip this one and put it up on YouTube.

Edited by kbbbb, 10 March 2010 - 10:23 PM.

[Salamanda]

I completely agree on the earlier SNL being slow. And not all the skits were great and hilarious. Alot were just 'eh'.
It must be the fact that SNL is based on whats trending at the time, I'm sure people who watched the episodes when they were new thought they were hilarious and awesome, which is why its still around. 35 seasons later.

And the new stuff is so damn GIFABLE.
Andy Samberg is awesome.



AND LASER CATS.

[Noitidart]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH "I lost 180 pounds in five days"
"Wear my patented vibrating suit" HAHAHA wtf won't matter. Why?
"Then.. Simply - jam an unbelievable amount of pure raw crystal meth into your system!" HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH


"In tin shed outside San bernardino!" ?? ROFL!!!! There's a town near the town of my college!!! HAHAH
Yep that's the how the locale is hahaha

Scot Baio is soooo hawt!

"Sleep in my oven" HAHAH
"Cry when i see a tree" HAHA wtf?


I like jokes on meth cuz i had so many friends that did that! HAHAHAH


HAHHAHAHA the man sexual harassment is funny too hahahah cause it would never happen. Fat busters is deff from the 90s. Will ferrells in it, frickin guy went to my school . I dont like the guy. Gosh carrey is hilarious tho! And no way would he/could he get on SNL in the 70s! hahaha


Wait woo found it on that SNL script site: http://snltranscript.../95ttango.phtml - 1996
GOSH LOVE THIS!! Gotta show my friends! Frickin tweakers lol!!!

[MasterJunpei]

first time i saw this i couldn't stop laughing, now at random times, "RIDE THE SNAKE" 'ride the snake' pops into my mind and i'm forced to do the meth wave XD

[Noitidart]

HAHHAHHA me too!! Well.. it has been for the last like 10 minutes!
Dam you junpei! HAHA

[kbbbb]

I completely agree on the earlier SNL being slow. And not all the skits were great and hilarious. Alot were just 'eh'.
It must be the fact that SNL is based on whats trending at the time, I'm sure people who watched the episodes when they were new thought they were hilarious and awesome, which is why its still around. 35 seasons later.
And the new stuff is so damn GIFABLE.

Oh yeah, I know shows were a lot less entertaining back then because they didn't have to be...not like they were competing with anything (Monopoly?). Still, for the nostalgia value I probably find things more funny than they were intended- ie all the stuff bagging out President Ford. I had no idea they thought he was a dumbass...

And it's funny how people were half way between laughing and not at some parts. In a 1976 SNL, there was this stand-up comedian singing a song about the President or referencing him or something, and people were only half laughing, as if they felt it was unamerican to laugh. I heard SNL pioneered parody of Presidents and politics in general on mainstream TV.

SNL must have picked up, or it wouldn't still be on TV. I've seen a Will Ferrell parody of Bush where Cheyney had told him he only had to last through the campaign and then didn't have to do anything; then Katherine Harris tells him he has to be President for four years, and he starts almost crying...LOL

(I checked youtube, it wasn't up )