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[Jake]

HOLY FUCK I HAVE 2 LBS OF BACON IN MY FRIDGE, I AM DEAD HUNGRY AND IT'S 1:30 AM. SHALL I DARE?

EDIT: If perhaps the bacon said '44% more fat than the leading brand of bacon' I would eat it.

Edited by Jake, 10 August 2010 - 09:22 PM.

[Powerrrr]

I'm just making it up as I go. On the topic of bacon, who would eat this? Veggie bacon? I AM ENRAGED




If you answered "That looks tantalizing," we need to have your brain inspected immediately. Preferably by me and with a 12-gauge shotgun

Need to take away your man card for eating that.

[jcrdude]

Need to take away your man card for eating that.

I've sold it, not eaten it, jackwad. Read the part about the shotgun again and it should all make sense.

Next topic:
Palm Trees



Why does California think we care what trees are growing near its roads? Fuck that shit.

[iargue]

I also was confused by the question. Primarily because, why is this even a question? Whenever I speak. It is right. Regardless of if a woman hears it, a man hears it, a thousand people hear it, or even an alien hears it. I am right. Period.

So the answer to your question is. I am right.

If you answered "That looks tantalizing," we need to have your brain inspected immediately. Preferably by me and with a 12-gauge shotgun

I am due for a brain inspection... Cant remember when my last one was. Do you do appointments, or walkbys?

[jcrdude]

I am due for a brain inspection... Cant remember when my last one was. Do you do appointments, or walkbys?

Please don't tell me you went to the Veggie Bacon darkside. :|

[iargue]

Please don't tell me you went to the Veggie Bacon darkside. :|

Fuck no.

I just need a brain inspection....

[luvsmyncis]

 

Why does California think we care what trees are growing near its roads? Fuck that shit.

Well, they are aesthetically pleasing. My only objection is they don't produce enough shade.

So the answer to your question is. I am right.

*whiney voice* NAW AW!

Edited by punkrockbigmouth, 11 August 2010 - 06:06 AM.

[jcrdude]

Well, they are aesthetically pleasing. My only objection is they don't produce enough shade.

I quite disagree. They look like giant feather dusters.

Next topic: Making out


Why do some people look like they're just mashing their faces together?

[fxckyouguys]

I quite disagree. They look like giant feather dusters.

Next topic: Making out


Why do some people look like they're just mashing their faces together?

DEAR GOD.
I'd hate to see what sex between the two looks like, there'd definitely be some bruised if not shattered pelvises.

[jcrdude]

DEAR GOD.
I'd hate to see what sex between the two looks like, there'd definitely be some bruised if not shattered pelvises.

It could be either awesome or horrible, really. Fatties try harder.

NEXT TOPIC:
Why do pools make white people act retarded?

[WakaWaka]

It could be either awesome or horrible, really. Fatties try harder.

NEXT TOPIC:
Why do pools make white people act retarded?

Why not?
It's a pool.
So many things you can do with a pool.
Fill it up with booze..jello...
Swim in it..
act retarded in it..
drown in it.

[Faval]

Why not?
It's a pool.
So many things you can do with a pool.
Fill it up with booze..jello...
Swim in it..
act retarded in it..
drown in it.

You forgot make love in it.

[WakaWaka]

You forgot make love in it.

DOH...of course..
and cannonballs.

[InsertRandomNameHere]

I'm just making it up as I go. On the topic of bacon, who would eat this? Veggie bacon? I AM ENRAGED




If you answered "That looks tantalizing," we need to have your brain inspected immediately. Preferably by me and with a 12-gauge shotgun

That looks tantalizingly awful

[Elle]

regardless of whether theres a woman, a man or an alligator around to hear it, if what the individual is technically saying is wrong i.e - "penguins have purple feet"; it will always be wrong, whether anyone hears it or not.

[SmokingKush]

Men are always right, ESPECIALLY when there's women around. /misogynist

Edited by SmokingKush, 18 August 2010 - 06:14 AM.

[kcsays]

Men are always right, ESPECIALLY when there's women around. /misogynist

your signature made me chuckle so i'll pretend i haven't seen anything. this only works once though.

[Xcisor]

I think he is right. Unless there is a gay man also around. Then its up in the air.

[iloveorange]

Males are naturally superior, so i'd have to say yes.

[togepi]

Males are naturally superior, so i'd have to say yes.

Although I am a female, I approve of this post.