AmandaPlease's birthday was on 9/27. I expected people to dance in joy in celebration of the wondrous day that she was created. I was wrong. And now, I am forced to show you the error of your ways.
So.
Let use wish her a happy (belated) Birthday, and party like it was still 9/27/2010. And perhaps then I shall forgive you.
I shall leave it to her to disclose her age, if she so pleases.