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[gemificus]

i may have to order take out to get this translated cos I'm getting

Some day will take to the streets, to see Lei Renche P to write: The driving school dismissal, is a self-made person, the vehicle which rents, buys the card, has not insured, gets on the brakes the accelerator not to be able to distinguish clearly, traffic accident 33 times, 32 win 1 draw, 0 defeats. Other vehicles hear a rumor run away

[cutelilkitkat]

Still taking jokes? Well either way here's mine...



A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay"

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..

"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."

[Xeryuz]

a duck walks into a convenience store, he walks up to the counter and says to the clerk "Hey guy you got any grapes?"

the clerk replies "No, this is a convenience store"

the duck leaves

the next day the duck returns to the convenience store, he walks up to the counter and says " hey guy, you got any grapes?"

the clerk replies "no, this is a convenience store"

the duck leaves

This happens everyday for about 1 month

The next day after 1 month, the duck returns to the convenience store, he walks up to the counter and says "hey guy, you got any grapes?"

the clerk replies " IF YOU ASK ME FOR GRAPES ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE GROUND!!!"

the duck leaves

The next day, the duck returns and walks up to the counter and says "Hey guy, you got any nails?"

the clerk replies "no, this is a convenience store"

Duck: THEN YOU GOT ANY GRAPES?

Edited by Xeryuz, 02 October 2010 - 09:26 AM.

[Elindoril]

A man walks into a Bar.

Ouch.

[Noitidart]

Even though small I think its very nice of you. Thanks a lot bro.

[flashraven]

Eleven people; one woman and ten men were hanging on a rope under a helicopter. The rope was not strong enough to withstand their total weight, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.

Edited by flashraven, 02 October 2010 - 12:26 PM.

[ilovepolkadots]

how do you kno it's raining cats and dogs?


you step in a poodle!

i wish there was a {-} button so you could neg-rep peoples posts
*slight twitch*

[onlyme]

omg can you read?

no.

[ilovepolkadots]

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.

nevermind - i want to substitute this one in for my previous statement