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[InsertRandomNameHere]

Today I was making breakfast and my friend comes over. Shes a vegetarian but she's only been one since the beginning of this year. She comes in and the house reeks of bacon. Then she says, omg you know I can't eat meat why would you do that and storms out. I was confused at the moment but laughed hard after i thought about it.

A troll always stay on topic and still get negative comments.
You just failed.

[cara]

Today I was making breakfast and my friend comes over. Shes a vegetarian but she's only been one since the beginning of this year. She comes in and the house reeks of bacon. Then she says, omg you know I can't eat meat why would you do that and storms out. I was confused at the moment but laughed hard after i thought about it.

Wow ... just wow.

[Lucian]

Well I had to tell a victimizing story Cara. -_-

[cara]

Of course you did. You only posted 14 times (i counted .. 14 times) it would make sense 1/14 posts have SOME relevance to the thread.

[Lucian]

Well it doesn't help when people are dragging you off topic.

[Boggart]

Well it doesn't help when people are dragging you off topic.

What're you talking about? I always stick on topic

I <3 lamp

[Derriere]

What're you talking about? I always stick on topic

I <3 lamp

You and your ADD.

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Oh shit wtf, ADD spells add. Since when?

[Boggart]

You and your ADD.

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Oh shit wtf, ADD spells add. Since when?

I do not have ADD. I've been tested

I think, I don't really remember. I think that it may have been a dentist appointment...

[Lucian]

I really hate going to the dentist. Tooth drills scare me.

[Boggart]

I really hate going to the dentist. Tooth drills scare me.

What the FUCK are you talking about? Are you calling me gay?!

[Lucian]

A KEY ACT OF VICTIMIZATION! I HATE YOU!

[Waser Lave]

My IQ is the victim of most of the posts in this thread.

[Derriere]

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

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Dentists. They're always your first
..when it comes to teeth. (:

Edited by Derriere, 03 November 2010 - 08:54 AM.

[Boggart]

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

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Totally knew that was coming.Because I read the first line, then the last line, then went back to read the middle xD

[Lucian]

I did the same lol^ But yeah, that's basically the story of when I got my wisdom teeth pulled.

[Derriere]

Totally knew that was coming.Because I read the first line, then the last line, then went back to read the middle xD

Wow fag ! lol.




Oh and Waserlave IQ? YOU LENDING BRO!? COS LYK I NEED DA AVATUR
PLS AND KTHKS ITS LYKE MAH FAV OF ALL TYME. PLISSSS

[Boggart]

Wow fag ! lol

That is what you wrote.

This is what I read:

Wow fag, Imma cut you bitch

And now i'm offended. You should feel so guilty right now.

[Lucian]

You know what I hate? People who make themselves the victim in a situation in where they aren't. I'm not talking about getting hit by a car and then playing it up for extra whatever, I'm talking about people saying "Wow fag! lol" and the other responding with "This is what I read: Wow fag, Imma cut you bitch. And now i'm offended. You should feel so guilty right now. !" and get all offended.

:3

[Boggart]

You know what I hate? People who make themselves the victim in a situation in where they aren't. I'm not talking about getting hit by a car and then playing it up for extra whatever, I'm talking about people saying "Wow fag! lol" and the other responding with "This is what I read: Wow fag, Imma cut you bitch. And now i'm offended. You should feel so guilty right now. !" and get all offended.

:3

Oh no you didn't. Immacuttabitch

[Derriere]

Oh no you didn't. Immacuttabitch

I read that as : Imma cutta, bitch.
BOGGART, I'm here for you bro, that's not the way to go !
DONT BE PART OF THE VICTIMIZATION, you're more womanly than that !

[Boggart]

I read that as : Imma cutta, bitch.
BOGGART, I'm here for you bro, that's not the way to go !
DONT BE PART OF THE VICTIMIZATION, you're more womanly than that !

If I'm more womanly I probably would start crying and make it my status on facebook

[Derriere]

If I'm more womanly I probably would start crying and make it my status on facebook

I knew you could do it !

[Boggart]

I knew you could do it !

Chris Cheung has a very vague, cryptic status

[luvsmyncis]

My IQ is the victim of most of the posts in this thread.

Haha.

Yeah, thread is is just fucking stupid. Sorry, Boggart. I know your heart was in the right place.
There are a lot of people who are quick to anger in this world. Bitches throw hissy fits, for no apparent reason, all over the place, all the time. 
But seriously, good job- everyone, giving little miss dipshit Juupon the attention she so desperately craves.

[Boggart]

Haha.

Yeah, thread is is just fucking stupid. Sorry, Boggart. I know your heart was in the right place.
There are a lot of people who are quick to anger in this world. Bitches throw hissy fits, for no apparent reason, all over the place, all the time.
But seriously, good job- everyone, giving little miss dipshit Juupon the attention she so desperately craves.

Yeah this thread derailed very much so

And apparently Juupon is a guy??