Uh noo... I am 19 boyfriend is 32. Which is legal by the way in the netherlands
It's legal everywhere xD But it's still kind of odd... He was probably having sex before you even entered kindergarden Just sit and think about that.
Anywayyyyyssss ........ What about these? :
"A sweet tasting fishy treat, the tentacles are the best by far!"
Fun for two
"Dont say eurgh! until you have tried it, its actually quite nice."